Wednesday, September 19, 2012

you think you're in the movies and everything is so deep

i used to think that my brother was really good at monopoly but it turns out that he was just really good at cheating.

i used to think that i could make enough "snow" with my snoopy sno*cone machine to fill up my entire back yard.



i used to think that the main street near my childhood home was called rutaydee but then i got my driver's license and noticed the street sign-- route 80.

i used to think that all bookcases were secret passageways into mysterious rooms like on scooby doo but i could never find the right book to pull down to make the door swing open.

i used to think that if i ate a lot of carrots i would have perfect vision.

i used to think that grilled cheese was "girl" cheese and that there was something called "boy" cheese for boys.

i used to think that my mom was a good cook-- turns out that i just liked the taste of ketchup.

i used to think that if i poured a bunch of popcorn kernals in the chandelier they would get hot and turn into popcorn.

i used to think that all of my dolls were staring at me when i tried to fall asleep at night.

i used to think that the swamp thing lived in my basement but that he couldn't get me if the lights were on.

i used to think that i was really driving the cars/motorcycles/boats that i rode on at amusement parks when i was 4.

i used to think i could speak french because i took ballet.

i used to think if i kept digging that hole in my backyard--i would eventually get to china.

i used to think that when people in france made toast- that they made what we call french toast.

i used to think that all candy bars might have a golden ticket in them.

i used to think a lot of things.  what did you used to think?



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